Worst Sports Week Ever?

Things are rough in sports fan-world. Starting last Saturday, the Falcons lose their playoff game, the Bulldawg basketball team loses to Tech in a game that proved that the team is not, in fact, "on the right track," Stafford and Moreno announce they are leaving for the NFL, and now we hear that John Smoltz is going to pitch for the Red Sox, who I actually hate more than the Yankees (ask me about it sometime, because I love to ramble on and on about my reasons why). And, the Hawks lose at home to division-leading Orlando. What is a Georgia/Atlanta sports fan to do?

Write an open interweb letter to the Oklahoma head coach, of course.

Dear Bob Stoops,

If you don't beat Florida tonight, I will sue you.

With all my heart,
D-Qwan

Honestly, if the Gators win another national championship, in no less than OUR YEAR, I will puke. Just in case you are tempted to pull for Florida because you somehow believe in this conference-rivalry, strength of schedule, makes-Georgia-look-good nonsense, I can assure you - there will be no trophy in Butts-Mehre and the players will receive no rings if Florida wins. Make no mistake - the Big 12 South lovefest we have endured this year is sickening. More sickening, however, is a repeat of this:

Two years later, and still a sweet jacket, though.

So, Boomer Sooner, or whatever.